Thursday, September 26, 2013

Lies

I’m on my way.
I’ll be there in five minutes.
I was just going to call you.
I’ll finish this by tomorrow.
The cheque is in the mail.
I’ll pay you as soon as I have the money.
I’ll look forward to your visit.
Aap ke liye jaan bhi haazir hai. (I would even give my life for you)
Kabhi bhi aa, tera hi ghar hai. (Drop in anytime, its your house)
The results aren’t out yet, father.
I will clean my room by this evening, Ma.
If you get good marks in the board exams, I will buy you a bike.
I can’t do this now. I’m studying.
I’ve done the homework but I left the notebook at home.
When I was your age, I was much more responsible.
I never wasted my time after stupid films and stupid cricket/football matches when I was in school.
God is watching everything that we do.
No Ma, I’m not watching TV.
Enough is enough. I’m quitting this trashy company after the appraisal.
We have an entrepreneurial spirit here.
I’m always available to solve any queries. You can call me anytime.
We adhere to the highest ethical values here.
Our people are our greatest resource.
Our government/party is committed to the welfare of the people.
This is a conspiracy against me by the opposition.
How can we pay the dividend when the company is in loss?
You are a very valuable employee for us and we have good things planned for you, which will be revealed to you at the right time.
All our customer service executives are busy at the moment.
Employee satisfaction is the highest in our company.
This wont hurt a bit.
Why has this happened to me? I have never wished ill for anyone.
I’m going over to friend’s house for group study.
I’m on a diet.
I’m 35.
I will surely put a word for you to the higher authorities the next time.
I just love kids.
You are special.
You are destined for great things.
You have a bright future.
I have read & agree to the terms of service.
Low on trans fat.
Fat free.
Non toxic chemicals
Packed with vitamins and minerals.
Natural ingredients.
I’m on a diet.
I work out regularly.
We only use organic ingredients.
The doctor will be with you in a minute.
Don’t worry. Everything will be fine.
We are just friends. There is nothing between us.
I’m just looking for a good script so I haven’t signed anything now.
Status: Offline.
Yes. I’m over 18.
You dont look a day over 30.
Films promote art.
I’m fine.
I’m ok.
It’s ok.
Nothing.
You are the only one I have ever loved.
I love you for what you are, not your money or job.
I would have done it much better than him/her.
Study and work hard and all the success in the world will be yours.
I won’t change a thing about you.
God, you look fabulous.
Sweetheart, how can I forget your birthday/our anniversary?
Limited edition only.
Best value for money.
I won’t do it again.
I’ll never leave you.
I would never do that to you.
I would never hurt you.
This dress looks like it was made for you.
I promise it won’t cost a lot.
No more booze and cigarettes from tomorrow.
I’m in control of my life.
I never got your message.
I won’t tell anyone. Promise.
Cheaters never win.
Honesty is the best policy.
Democracy is of the people, for the people, by the people.
India will respond strongly to this terrorist attack,
Pakistan is a peace loving nation.
America stands for promoting justice in the world.

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