Tuesday, March 13, 2012

A few PC facts....

Human beings have been around for more than 300000 years but the human civilization cannot be larger than 6000 years. Any new discovery no matter how old it appears to be, must be squeezed in this time slot.To think otherwise is simply not logical.

Our ancestors were very very primitive people and savage. They had no culture at all and and whatever humans have developed they have done that in the last two or three centuries.

All the great monuments in this world ancient and medieval were built with tools no more complex than chisels and hammers. It is a different matter that they cannot be recreated today with the most modern mechanical methods.

Earth is the only planet in the universe that has life. To say that the universe is teeming with life is absurd. To hold the notion that very advanced civilizations exist elsewhere in the cosmos and have visited us in the distant past and have aided our development is mental retardation. But believing that god used to appear every now and then and performed miracles is rational thinking. Religious miracles and dogma is perfectly normal and unquestionable. Believing in extra terrestrial life is delusion. Believing in angels is piousness.

India never was a nation. It was full of bickering people and their weakling kings who fought against each other.

Hindu society was nothing but oppression and superstition and did nothing worthwhile to contribute to the world. It was only when the British arrived that they gave India its national identity.

All religions are the same.

Noone knew that the earth was round before Copernicus.Noone knew that the earth went around the sun before Galileo. Noone knew about gravity before Issac Newton.Noone knew about America before Columbus.

In India, Hindus and Muslims lived in perfect harmony before the British came and sowed seeds of hatred.

All the accounts of massacres by invading armies are exaggerations. No Hindu or Buddhist was ever killed in the name of Jihad. All invading rulers were benevolent in India and the Mughal era was the zenith of Indian culture.

Hindu history is nothing but a history of defeats. Nobody ever had the courage to wage war against the invaders. The invaders instead brought many “positive” changes in the Indian society.

Qutub Minar was built by Iltutmish. Fatehpur Sikri was built by Akbar. Taj Mahal was built by Shahjahan for the love of his wife. Red Fort was built by Shahjahan .

Only one non violent gentleman is the reason for India’s independence. Everything must revolve around him and he is above any suspicion. Noone else has made even a fraction of contribution to India in its multiple millennia old history like he and his organization has. Anyone who follows the principles of the said gentleman is too a defacto great being without question.

Anti Semitism was the invention of the Nazis. Such a concept never existed before they came into prominence. The German people were duped by the cunningness of Adolf Hitler to bring the party into power. All that was evil in the 20th century originated from Fascism. And ended with it.

Adolf Hitler is the most evil person that can ever be. Noone can ever exceed him. Not Stalin who killed sixty million and not Mao who killed close to ten million.

All atrocities that were committed were committed by Nazis alone. Soviet crimes must never be mentioned except in very intellectual discussions.The allies were spotless in their conduct of war and post war occupation.

Communism is an ideology that aims at social justice. All its ideologues are defacto intellectuals. The evils of Nazism must be discussed all the times but never the evils of collectivization. It was just that the dictatorship of the proletariat can experiment in whatever it likes with the cost of a few million lives. There are no crimes against humanity committed by any of the socialist saints.


Freedom is in danger in south east Asia when North Vietnam overruns South Vietnam and red threatens to colour Korea. At the same time if someone in the name of communism wipes out one third of Cambodia’s population in less than three years, its not worth noticing.

Using atom bombs, napalm and Agent Orange is very democratic. It does not stop you from becoming the champion of the free world as it is much better than the fascist Zyklon B.

Only one community has suffered and is suffering today as well. All victims defacto belong to this religion. To say that they are reaping what they have sown is inhuman. To say that other communities have suffered as well is being communal.

To burn a flag is a tolerant display of dissent. To wave a flag is homophobic xenophobic right wing extremism.

Saffron is hateful and backward. Red is intellectual and forward.

Extremism is only right wing. Left wing is nothing but humanitarian.

Israel is a bloodthirsty country hell bent on the genocide of the peaceful “Palestinians”. It always finds excuses to launch attacks on NGOs like PLO, Hamas and Fatah. All this because these poor Palestinians like throwing crackers in the evil Israeli’s backyards.

Kashmiris deserve the right of “self determination” from the evil Indian Army. India has to give them all they want in Indian Kashmir, even if the demography has been brutally altered. It doesn’t matter at all why no news from Pakistani Kashmir comes out.

JFK was killed by Lee Harvey Oswald by an angle which allowed him to shoot three bullets from three different directions from one place.

Saddam Hussein was a nice person till he attacked Kuwait who needed to be eliminated because he had WMDs. He should have learned a thing or two from the tolerant Pakistani Army rulers, the benovelent Saudi royal family and the Magnificient Ayatollahs.

Just showing concern for Myanmar and Tibet is all thats enough. After that let them get back to being crushed by their rulers.

Socialism has killed more people than any other reason in the last century. Yet all the evils are due to capitalism.

Extremism and terrorism in the Arab world is only because America has interfered. Arabs can find more freedom in the west than anywhere in their countries. Yet, its the west that is the cause of their trouble.

If immigrants come to your country and start altering your society and way of life irrevocably, you must shut up. Because being called as a racist is worse than having a knife driven into your stomach.

White man should never have come to the new world. He should have let the various tribes live with their leathery tents and fire dances and bison hunting and scalping.

War is unnatural. Peace is natural as humans are by nature peaceful. Disband the armies. It does not matter that hardly 300 years out of the last 4000 years have been without conflict anywhere.

Male chauvinism is an animalistic quality. It must be countered with the progressive and tolerant ideology of Feminism.

A woman may wear strips of clothing which leave hardly anything to imagination. But remember, she i'snt seeking attention.

Its a man's world.Men are amoral, emotionless, soulless, ungrateful creatures without an ounce of goodness in them and whose only thought is sex. Women are beautiful, intelligent creations of nature who somehow are oppressed inspite of the law being in their favour.

Every heinous criminal has a right for dignity. The human rights of the victims that he killed and disfigured do not matter at all.

Politicians are responsible for all wrong that there is. The innocent god fearing virtuous people who elect them for short sightedness and vested interests are spotless.


Democracy means freedom of the people. It gives the people the right to decide their own destiny.


The intellectual future is surely in good hands....

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